My boyfriend made some off hand comment about being a loser and I said “Stop it; I don’t date losers.” And then we laughed and laughed.
Category: One-liners
Criticism
Today, my boss told me I don’t take criticism very well.
It made me so mad I punched a wall.
The Christmas bike?
This Christmas, I may save myself some trouble and string lights on my stationary bike. That way I get some use from the bike and I don’t have to bother with a tree.
What do you think?
Love
“Love is buildings set on fire,” – arsonists.
The buddy system
Beach wisdom: Your odds of being bitten by a shark decrease by half if you swim with a buddy.
Nom, nom, no.
What would it take to make everyone on the Internet quit using “nom, nom, nom” as an acceptable description of their food?
A fashion joke
Women’s size 12 skinny jeans.
*Note: I’m making fun of myself here.
