BREAKING: Man wins award for concert footage

CHARLESTON, W.Va. — Calling it a “work of art,” the Academy on Monday honored the man holding up his iPhone directly in front of you at the concert you paid good money to see with its highest honor for his footage of the show.

“It’s breath-taking,” the Academy’s director told reporters of the shaky footage featuring your favorite song from the band, as well as some of banter between songs from the lead guitarist.

Sources also confirmed Saturday the man who yelled “Free bird” is getting the Most Original Joke award.